tastefullyoffensive:

rainbow-femme:

His strength is that he is biscuits

kai-teaa:

tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr

memewhore:

gibberishquestion:

spearxwind:

Where would we be without baby name sites

pseudomantis:

Imagine someone calling an exterminator to control an ant problem in their house and the exterminator spends all day picking up individual ants taking them outside and shooting them with a gun, one ant at a time one bullet one ant. And at the end of the day he’s like yeah that’s all I can do for now and there’s still an entire colony of ants in the house hasn’t even put a dent in it

kushblazer666:

they smoked her.

othersystems:

funnytwittertweets:

yasfera2-deactivated20220905:

cheesetwig:

He used it in the cool fun way bro!

(via damn-funny)

funnytwittertweets:

(via funny-jack)

cipheramnesia:

eternallovers65:

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he’s turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

(via rockint765)